5 Thoughts Manziel Had After Being Served Papers

Former football player and legendary partier Johnny Manziel was served legal papers in the Manzieliest way possible recently – as he exited a club in Hollywood and just before he got into a Rolls Royce to move on to his next destination. On a Wednesday night.

Here are five thoughts we assume ran through his head.

5) “Worth it, that party was nuts.”

4) “I wonder if I can use these papers to roll a joint.”

3) “Seriously dude, I said no autographs.”

2) “Is this an NFL team giving me a contract?!”

1) “Cool, so where do I sign to buy the club?”

Check out the video from TMZ: