5 Moves Cam Newton Should Replace Dab With

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It was recently announced Cam Newton would be retiring the dab as his touchdown celebration move. “I have to put that aside,” the quarterback stated in an interview.  While we have to wait till September to see what the new Official Cam Newton Celebration Dance© will be, we at Noncoverage Sports humbly offer a few suggestions.

Crank That

Man, remember Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em? Instead of bringing a new dance to the national spotlight, Cam can tap into our collective thirst for nostalgia and bring back the dance inspired by the classic(?) “Crank That (Soulja Boy).” We would literally pay a thousand dollars* to see Cam Newton do the Crank That. You know he’d crush it and have a blast doing it. Vote Crank That 2016.

*not legally binding we will not actually pay a thousand dollars we just want to see the dance. 

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